Funny Car Insurance Quotes to Send to Your Michigan Car Insurance Agent

Funny Car Insurance Quotes You Can Share with Your Michigan Car Insurance Agent

We've spent a lot of time here talking about the ins and outs of your car

Car insurance doesn't have to be boring! Share a chuckle over the funniest car insurance claims in the industry.

insurance coverage, and I don't know about you but I think I'm ready for something a little lighter! When I was flipping through the latest news in the auto insurance industry I kept stumbling across not only invaluable information but some great auto insurance quotes. No, I'm not talking about the kind that are going to save you money. I'm talking about the kind that are going to leave you rolling in your seats!

If you're looking for a laugh, check out these awesome car insurance quotes. And if you want to share, send some of these quotes along to your Michigan car insurance agent. I promise you, if they haven't already heard them they're going to love you for passing them along!

I found these on http://www.innocentenglish.com/. These are real claim excuses on real auto insurance claim forms:

1) The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

2) A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

3) The guy was all over the place. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

4) I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

5) As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

6) My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

7) An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

8) When I saw I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.

A quick hop over to http://www.slinkycity.com/ turned up a whole collection of funny stories and statements that your Michigan car insurance agent is going to get a kick out of. For example:

1) I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

2) I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.

3) Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

4) In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

5) I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.

6) On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke.

7) I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

Share a smile and pass these on to your Michigan insurance agent today!

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